Tuesday, July 28, 2009

It's 18 weeks and I'm a Girl!



So get this, my daddy has been running his mouth about me being a boy. He even bet some joker 20 bucks on it! One of his other buddies was trying to come up with crazy boy nicknames. Well I had enough of that! Today Grandma, Grandpa, Mom and Dad went to watch another one of my feature films. Of course, when it was time to start filming I was still asleep. These film crews are so unprofessional, don't they realize I am the star? Anyway, I woke up once mom emptied that bladder, its always getting in my way.

So the picture lady was checking me out, and she dropped the bomb. Yeah that's right I am a girl. Grandma called it, and I had everyone else fooled. I do want to thank those of you who follow my blog, because you guys did vote me as a girl. So for now on, I have a new name. If you want you can call me the baby formerly known as baby shafer, but my legal name will be Addison. Talks are still under way for my middle name. I would like to publicly deny that Gertrude was ever a candidate (sorry great granny). TMZ and The Star were both reporting that, but it is complete rubish.

I was able to show off my body parts and everything looks great. I even crossed my legs like a proper lady. My mom was so brain washed by my father that she was overwhelmed when she found out I was a girl. Wait until I make my premier, me and her are gonna take over the world, one shopping mall at a time.

Now mom and dad can get my room ready. I have requested 600 thread count sheets, a full walk in closet, plenty of diapers (all different brands), flavored pacifiers and all the disney collection on Blue-Ray in alphabetical order of the name of the main character. Look, being a diva comes with certain expectations. Anyway, see you soon and remember, baby girls rule, baby boys drool. Okay, I will probably drool some too.

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