Tuesday, July 28, 2009

It's 18 weeks and I'm a Girl!



So get this, my daddy has been running his mouth about me being a boy. He even bet some joker 20 bucks on it! One of his other buddies was trying to come up with crazy boy nicknames. Well I had enough of that! Today Grandma, Grandpa, Mom and Dad went to watch another one of my feature films. Of course, when it was time to start filming I was still asleep. These film crews are so unprofessional, don't they realize I am the star? Anyway, I woke up once mom emptied that bladder, its always getting in my way.

So the picture lady was checking me out, and she dropped the bomb. Yeah that's right I am a girl. Grandma called it, and I had everyone else fooled. I do want to thank those of you who follow my blog, because you guys did vote me as a girl. So for now on, I have a new name. If you want you can call me the baby formerly known as baby shafer, but my legal name will be Addison. Talks are still under way for my middle name. I would like to publicly deny that Gertrude was ever a candidate (sorry great granny). TMZ and The Star were both reporting that, but it is complete rubish.

I was able to show off my body parts and everything looks great. I even crossed my legs like a proper lady. My mom was so brain washed by my father that she was overwhelmed when she found out I was a girl. Wait until I make my premier, me and her are gonna take over the world, one shopping mall at a time.

Now mom and dad can get my room ready. I have requested 600 thread count sheets, a full walk in closet, plenty of diapers (all different brands), flavored pacifiers and all the disney collection on Blue-Ray in alphabetical order of the name of the main character. Look, being a diva comes with certain expectations. Anyway, see you soon and remember, baby girls rule, baby boys drool. Okay, I will probably drool some too.

Friday, July 10, 2009

I'm 4 Months..Well In The Belly!

Sorry for not writing sooner my parents have been too distracted to type for me. My mom has been busy with homework and my dad hurt his ankles hooping it up, so he's been resting in the evenings. My dad is an athlete ya know, he's also kind of a big deal!

Back to me...this Tuesday my Mom and Grandma went to the doctor to listen to my heartbeat and mom had to get some bloodwork done. But let's be honest, they wanted to check in on me. Mom laid down on the table so our doc could listen in on my heartbeat with that doppler thingy. Mom's doc was looking where I was last time, but what I didn't tell anyone was that recently I decided to move up and find a more comfy spot ;-) Our doc gave up on that little thingy and brought out the sonogram machine, she found me right away behind my mom's belly button...so guess what? My grandma got to see me!!! She thought I was pretty awesome...I didn't reveal any info to them other than the basics: I grew, my heartrate is strong and I'm cute. I am saving the juicy stuff for my dad and grandpa on July 28. Check my blog that afternoon, if it's blue, I'm a boy...if it's pink, I'm a girl. Until then Stay Classy, San Antonio!